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home depot stud – m4m – 28 (lee road)
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Date: 2009-03-25, 4:13PM EDT
Hey there, we had an unforgettable experience at Home Depot today. I’m fine but was embarrassed. I was enjoying the fresh flowers when something made me sneeze so hard. I was glad you were there to catch my glass eye. They are expensive. You saved me almost one thousand dollars. Anyway, I was too embarrassed to say anything then. But you are amazing looking, and sweet too. if you remember what I was wearing, or what color my eye was, let me know so I know it was you. You really caught my eye.