Posted by: captainmoondog | March 24, 2009

This toy is awesomely SUPER…(for children 18 and up)

Ok, I know Superman has that super cold blowing power, but…well, do I even have to make the joke?

Almost every phrase on this “toy” makes it sound dirtier: “Turn your pillow into the biggest toy ever!” “Create a gigantic friend” “Stuff, Hug, and Play!”

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We all know that Spiderman will make you gay, but I think Supes will put you on the fast track to getting there.

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  1. You should have used the retinal scarring tag on this one. I mean, geez.


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