It’s every little girl’s dream – a cake that both delights and terrifies!
Did they nail that “post plastic surgery swollen face look” or what? Truly, a masterpiece. I am, however, concerned about her right arm. It looks a little…wilted?
And because this blog is nothing if not gay, here’s a little Ken hiding his light* under a basket.
He kind of looks like he could be a float in a Gay Pride parade, no? Also, he is clearly ready to hit the club in that shirt. He’ll be the belle of the ball.
* And by “light” I mean “non – specific plastic lump of androgyny instead of a wiener.” Obviously.