Posted by: mannahoneypot | January 14, 2009

Get a job!

Inexplicably, Moondog sent this to me instead of posting it:

Customer Review

 
345 of 383 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!, July 12, 2008

Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.

I’m guessing this is fake.  I don’t care.  Plus 90% of customers found the review helpful and we all know you can’t mess with success.

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Responses

  1. I don’t care if it’s a fake too, which it probably is. This sentence makes me laugh and laugh and laugh:

    “Now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry.”


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