Today in Awesome

F*cking Crystal Light! and Effing 1987!!

captainmoondog — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:02:49 +0000

SO sorry. Sorry for not posting. Sorry for, well, THIS:

Wait until the pairs…wow aerobics were so GAY then. And the dudes in the satin shorts, well, just sayin’. And of course everyone works out in NYLONS.

And then, oh shit! Here comes Alan Thicke!

Does he love aerobics because he’s a STRIPPER? Maybe. Didn’t television audiences realize back then??

Drunk, olde tyme style…

captainmoondog — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:52:37 +0000

This is brilliant. It just keeps getting better the more you watch. Thanks, Whit and Thomas for “Drunkest Guy Ever.”

MMM…That fresh pine scent!

captainmoondog — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:36:14 +0000

Well, Halloween is coming! What more to say other than, thank you, Leslie P on FFFFOUND!

Pssst! She also found the crocheted penis too. Not a boy? No problem! Click and see if you dare.

World Premiere Video

captainmoondog — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:04:50 +0000

Well, here’s an original Manna and Moondog creation, and we’re just so tickled with the results.

Madonna says to world: “Make a fan video.” And who are we to argue with Her Madgesty? Enjoy four minutes of pure joy and awesomeness…

Fur Your Eyes Only…

captainmoondog — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:30:38 +0000

Thank you, Amelia McDonell-Parry. The Frisky (I have never heard of this blog before, but who am I to judge, I’m sure they, or well, most people have not heard of Today in Awesome, so there) tells us to “Snuggle Up with these Hairy-Chested Hotties.” Well who am I to disobey? It’s a delightful slideshow worth your time.

Enjoy all 19 on the list. Sure there are some miscalculations (like Burt Reynolds, really? Hello, 1975!), but then there’s this:

God knows who he is, BUT DOES IT MATTER? Are you even reading this anymore? I didn’t think so.

Bonus points for this list not being all about the visuals but also being funny like adding Jude Law to the list but only “back when he was bangable” and also informing us of useful trivia that “A writer for The New Yorker once said you could lose a cell phone in Alec Baldwin’s chest hair.”

Negative bonus points for scarring our retinas with Entourage’s Adrien Grenier’s butt crack hair. That’s just going to far.

And anyone know who #19 is? I don’t either, but I agree with the author totally. Please tell me if you actually know who he is and didn’t have to cheat and look him up on IMDB.

You be the judge

mannahoneypot — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:08:37 +0000

Which is better:

Original recipe Shakira performing the absurd She Wolf:

Or the new and improved:

Frankly, that outfit is not doing either one of them any favors.

Ok, fine. That’s impessive

mannahoneypot — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:55:30 +0000

I have long held the belief that Beer Pong* is for the pedestrian drinker – a drinker who has no imagination. Anyone worth their salt (or beer) plays Flip Cup – it combines the best attributes of sport – speed, accuracy, skill, and teamwork. Also, I am really good at it and I find Beer Pong boring.

That being said, this is pretty aweome

*For the Xavier graduates and Yuppies in the room, it’s also know as Beirut.

The Boy Paradox

captainmoondog — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:28:43 +0000

Such a helpful graph. Thanks, GraphJam.

No previous experience in ink? No problem!

captainmoondog — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:44:07 +0000

My new favorite blog: Tattoo Failure. Do I really need to explain anymore? I didn’t think so.

Kanye, most awesome douchebag

captainmoondog — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:45:24 +0000

Thanks Molie for digging this one up out there on the internets… It’s so wrong but oh so right.